I notice an Australian restaurant across the street so I dodge cars, tuk tuk's, motorcycles, elephants, etc etc etc and enter the bar. I head to the counter and find an empty seat.
I order a Chang beer while I look at the menu. Order a second beer, decide against the burger and order the shrimp. The shrimp is listed as an appetizer and comes with three shrimp, bread, and salad. For a little bit of extra money you can double your order of shrimp to 6.
Three shrimp? I'm sure they're big but come on! Three shrimp is still three shrimp. I fork over the money for three additional shrimp and order another beer.
I finish that beer, order a fourth beer and ask about the status of my lunch.
"u fud now" I'm told.
Sure enough after a few minutes my plate of shrimp shows up.
When you think shrimp you think small, diminutive, pop in your mouth snacks. Maybe if you're in a Chinese restaurant you'll get the big butterfly shrimp. That's as big as shrimp come, right?
WRONG. These shrimp were bigger than my hand. The were medium sized lobsters!
I couldn't believe these things have swam on the ocean for millions of years and only now make it onto my plate.
I wasn't able to eat all six.
| The entire meal, including four beers, came to 300 Baht. About $10. |
When did they start using growth hormones in crustaceans? Or were they pre-plumped in a septic tank? Or is Red Lobster using anorexic shrimp in the States? I am going to have to re-watch "Food Inc." now.
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